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unpopular opinion

sapphia:

lornacrowley:

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

(Source: reyohnaka, via peekadora)

Pride and Prejudice Go

sidhebeingbrand:

alriviera:

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

On the radar: 

Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year
Handsome tragic veteran
Dashing officer of good breeding
Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year
Liberal-minded heir to a large estate

Your phone buzzes: 

Mr. Collins

(via peekadora)

• Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
• My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

freshlyfallenleaves:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

<3 <3 <3

(via xompeiireads)

• How I flirt: *stares from distance*

That awkward moment when you are at a spiritual retreat and when you open your phone FOR SOME REASON the thing that is open is an article called THE GYM SEX FANTASY EVERYONE IS HAVING BUT NO ONE WILL ADMIT TO